The Big Dipper

From Luscious Chocolate Smoothies: An Irresisitible Collection of Healthy Cocoa Delights.
By Gabriel Constans

A healthy and delicious recipe from my book of chocolate smoothies.

The Big Dipper

Yields 6 Cups

• 2 cups plain soy milk
• 1/2 cup orange juice
• 1 12-ounce package soft silken tofu
• 2 banans, in chunks
• 1/2 cup mango slices
• 3 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
• 3 tablespoons chocolate syrup
• 1/2 tablespoon honey

1. Place all ingredients in a blender and mix on medium for 2 minutes.

2. Pour into tall clear glasses and never go without.

per cup: Calories 175; Protein 7 g; Total Fat 4 g; Saturated Fat 1 g; Carbohydrate29 g; Cholesterol 0 mg

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Loving Audrey

From Luscious Chocolate Smoothies: An Irresisitible Collection of Healthy Cocoa Delights.
By Gabriel Constans

A recipe for my love.

Audrey’s Amore

Yields 5 Cups

• 3 cups chocolate soy, rice or low-fat dairy
• 10 large ripe strawberries (fresh or thawed frozen)
• 2 small bananas, in chunks
• 2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
• 2 tablespoons finely chopped fresh mint

1. Place all ingredients in a blender and mix on medium for 1 minute.

2. Chill for 5 minutes, pour into tal glasses and serve naked.

per cup: Calories 147; Protein 6 g; Total Fat 2 g; Saturated Fat 1 g; Carbohydrate 28 g; Cholesterol 4 mg

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Burning The Midnight Oil

From Luscious Chocolate Smoothies: An Irresisitible Collection of Healthy Cocoa Delights.
By Gabriel Constans

A powerful and subtle recipe from my book of chocolate smoothies.

Burning The Midnight Oil

Yields 4 Cups

• 1/2 cup chocolate syrup
• 3 frozen bananas (thawed)*
• 1 tablespoon protein powder
• 2 cups brewed coffee
• 1 tablespoon peppermint extract
• 1 small (about 2-inch-square) brownie
• 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon

1. Place all ingredients in a blender and mix on medium for 1 minute.

2. Pour into tall glasses and serve. Be prepared for unexpected fits of dancing, prancing and romancing.

*To freeze bananas, peel and chop them, seal in plastic bags, and place in the freezer until frozen.

per cup: Calories 242; Protein 4 g; Total Fat 3 g; Saturated Fat 1 g; Carbohydrate 52 g; Cholesterol 2 mg

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Hot Hot Love

From Luscious Chocolate Smoothies: An Irresisitible Collection of Healthy Cocoa Delights.
By Gabriel Constans

A sizzling recipe from my book of chocolate smoothies.

Hot Love

Yields 4 Cups

• 2 cups chocolate rice or soy milk
• 2 bananas, in chunks
• 1 12-ounce package soft silken tofu
• 1/4 cup chocolate syrup
• 21/4 teaspoon cayenne

1. Place all ingredients in a blender and mix on medium for 1 minute.

2. Pour into glasses or onto your partner and enjoy the hot afterglow.

per cup: Calories 432; Protein 9 g; Total Fat 3 g; Saturated Fat 1 g; Carbohydrate 94 g; Cholesterol 0 mg

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The Sinful Warrior

From Luscious Chocolate Smoothies: An Irresisitible Collection of Healthy Cocoa Delights.
By Gabriel Constans

Another scrumptious recipe from my book of chocolate smoothies.

The Sinful Warrior

Yields 5 Cups

• 2 cups plain soy, rice or low-fat dairy milk
• 1 large banana, in chunks
• 1 12-ounce package soft silken tofu
• 2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
• 2 tablespoons chocolate syrup
• 2 ounces semisweet chocolate, melted

1. Place all ingredients in a blender and mix on medium for 1 minute.

2. Slowly pour the rich, creamy decadence into glasses and prepare to drink pure bliss.

per cup: Calories 181; Protein 6 g; Total Fat 7 g; Saturated Fat 3 g; Carbohydrate 28 g; Cholesterol 0 mg

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The Chocolate Connoisseur

From Luscious Chocolate Smoothies: An Irresisitible Collection of Healthy Cocoa Delights.
By Gabriel Constans

Taste this sumptuous recipe from my book of chocolate smoothies.

The Chocolate Connoisseur

Yields 4 Cups

• 2 cups chocolate soy or low-fat dairy milk
• 1 cup orange juice
• 1 large banana, in chunks
• 1/4 cup frozen raspberries (thawed)
• 2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder

1. Place all ingredients in a blender and mix on high for 1 minute.

2. Pour into tall juice or beer glasses and guzzle with pleasure.

per cup: Calories 138; Protein 3 g; Total Fat 2 g; Saturated Fat 0 g; Carbohydrate 30 g; Cholesterol 0 mg

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The Golden Fleece

From Luscious Chocolate Smoothies: An Irresisitible Collection of Healthy Cocoa Delights.
By Gabriel Constans

Enjoy this glorious recipe from my book of chocolate smoothies.

The Golden Fleece

Yields 4 1/2 Cups

• 1 banana, in chunks
• 2 cups plain soy milk
• 1/2 cup shelled pistachios
• 6 ounces milk chocolate, melted
• 6 ounces bittersweet chocolate, melted
• 1 teaspoon powdered ginseng

1. Place banana, mil, and pistachios in a blender and mix on high for 30 seconds; add the chocolates and ginseng powder and mix on medium for 30 seconds.

2. Pour into a ram’s horn or tall glasses and live forever.

per cup: Calories 550; Protein 8 g; Total Fat 32 g; Saturated Fat 15 g; Carbohydrate 65 g; Cholesterol 10 mg

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Slow Hand

From Luscious Chocolate Smoothies: An Irresisitible Collection of Healthy Cocoa Delights.
By Gabriel Constans

Enjoy this scrumptious recipe from my book of chocolate smoothies.

Slow Hand

Yields 4 Cups

• 1 cup orange juice
• 1 cup crushed ice
• 1 banana, in chunks
• 1 teaspoon ginkgo powder
• 1 cup canned pineapple chunks, drained
• 1 cup frozen raspberries
• 1 tablespoon chocolate syrup
• Pinch of salt, plus extra for glass edges
• 1/2 cup tequila

1. Place all ingredients, except tequila, in a blender and mix on medium for 50 seconds. Add tequila and blend for 10 more seconds.

2. Put a little salt on the rims of four champagne glasses, pour the drink, and take it slow and easy.

per cup: Calories 183; Protein 1 g; Total Fat 0 g; Saturated Fat o g; Carbohydrate 27 g; Cholesterol o mg

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Strawberry and Plum Chocolate Fairy

From Luscious Chocolate Smoothies: An Irresisitible Collection of Healthy Cocoa Delights.
By Gabriel Constans

Enjoy this lively recipe from my book of chocolate smoothies.

Strawberry and Plum Chocolate Fairy

Yields 64 Cups

• 2 cups plain almond milk
• 20 fresh or thawed frozen strawberries
• small European or Japanese plum (whichever is seasonally available)
• 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
• pecans, shelled and chopped
• 1 tablespoon honey or agave
• 1/4 cup semisweet chocolate chips, melted

1. Place all ingredients in a blender and mix on medium for 30 seconds.

2. Pour into tall glasses and take your time smelling the sweet aroma.

per cup: Calories 150; Protein 2 g; Total Fat 6 g; Saturated Fat 2 g; Carbohydrate 24 g; Cholesterol 0 mg

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The Naked Truth

From Luscious Chocolate Smoothies: An Irresisitible Collection of Healthy Cocoa Delights.
By Gabriel Constans

Enjoy this lively recipe from my book of chocolate smoothies.

The Naked Truth

Yields 6 Cups

• 2 cups plain soy, rice or almond milk
• 11 12-ounce package soft silken tofu
• 3/4 cup vanilla soy, rice or ice cream
• 1 cup chopped walnuts
• 1/2 cup pineapple chunks, drained
• 6 ounces bittersweet chocolate, melted
• 2 tablespoons brandy

1. Place all ingredients, except brandy, in a blender and mix on high for about 2 minutes; add brandy and blend for 10 seconds more.

2. Pour into tumblers or wide-mouthed glasses and drink with the goddess..

per cup: Calories 406; Protein 10 g; Total Fat 26 g; Saturated Fat 8 g; Carbohydrate 32 g; Cholesterol 8 mg

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