This is not a smoothie you want to serve lightly. If you are planning on a divorce, are having an affair, or just having “lustful thoughts,” then don’t drink this in front of your wife, husband, or significant other. It is quite delicious, and if drunk in excess, it can cause you to reveal your deepest desires to all within shouting distance.
Yield: 4 servings
2 nectarines, peeled, seeded, and sliced
2 cups filtered water
1 tablespoon brown rice syrup
2 tablespoons cocoa powder
3 tablespoons frozen orange juice concentrate
1 1/2 teaspoons tahini
1 tablespoon chocolate syrup
2 ice cubes
Place all the ingredients in a blender, and blend on medium for 45 seconds.
Pour into tall glasses and serve carefully. Do not drink in excess unless you are prepared for some dangerous liaisons.